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Pleaser Vol. 1

by The Bret Tobias Set

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    12" 45 RPM vinyl EP. Black vinyl, like god intended.

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1.
Your waking tell is loud as hell Here's another day Still closed flowers The sun won't rise for three hours The screams, the wails, the blackboard nails I should run away But i'll stay and stew And i'll scream too like a child Good morning sunshine Really mean it this time Good morning sunshine I'm sorry i cracked Good morning sunshine Good morning sunshine And i know in good time You'll get me back... Like groundhog day, there's hell to pay Fore the crack of dawn I wipe an ass, a nose, a scratch With a smile By hour ten i've spent my zen Like i will today By nine, i'm out on the couch Or out on the tiles Good morning sunshine Really mean it this time Good morning sunshine I'm sorry i cracked Good morning sunshine Good morning sunshine And i know in good time You'll get me back... You'll see for yourself at some point All joy but no fun It's enough to do the head in of anyone Good morning sunshine Really mean it this time Good morning sunshine I'm sorry i cracked Good morning sunshine Good morning sunshine And i know in good time You'll get me back...
2.
I try to tell you but I fear it's too on the nose So I turn it round, round, turn it round turn it round Until it ain't even close You could fairly claim me as dysfunctional verbose So I turn it round, round, turn it round turn it round Until it ain't even close I'd be better off With letters sent 'Cause when you're right there in front of me I Keep repeating "that isn't what I meant" I'll keep my pencil sharp My inkwell filled And with any luck Avoid the minefield I beat around the bush you sense my aims morose So I turn it round, round, turn it round turn it round Until it ain't even close I open a hydrant All I needed was a garden hose So I turn it round, round, turn it round turn it round Until it ain't even close And I turn it round, round, turn it round turn it round Until it ain't even close I'd be better off With letters sent 'Cause when you're right there in front of me I Keep repeating "that isn't what I meant" I'll keep my pencil sharp My inkwell filled And with any luck Avoid the minefield Avoid the minefield Avoid the minefield Avoid the minefield
3.
Mother has always said that I'm special Bound to live up to all my potential I've undershot that, too big of a trick For my disappointment I'm a bit of a dick Nice to see you my friend I'll have one if you're buying Inevitably I'll soon give up trying I'll nod and I'll smile and I'll send you off quick No demands on my time I'm just a bit of a dick I'll rally your cause while acutely impacted Before too long I'm aloof and distracted Me and donations we don't really click For that reason and more I'm a bit of a dick I promised you once that i would never stop trying I was selling it straight, you were eagerly buying Didn't mean to renege or to welch or rescind But my faith is firm as a piss in the wind My heart was once full and alive and exploding Before degradations of time came corroding The fireworks oh they eventually dampen It's a soggy and sodden mud yard to camp in At scant provocation I'm kicking and screaming Lust for revenge sends me raging and scheming You've done nothing wrong, just a crumb that you've nicked There's no excuse I'm just a bit of a dick I'll covet your love and then play it so careless Leave you hungry and sleepless and manic and hairless Take care of myself, leave you tired and sick There's no way around it, I'm a bit of a dick
4.
A golden boy, on the scene Where no other Reno kid had ever been Iron lungs, panache in spades But men are cruel, they draw their blades It never hurts any less but you get fast Don't let the little things, Greg, chap your ass It never hurts any less but you get fast Don't sweat the little things, Greg Across pond, to some shit hole Just you and Kath, in a French fishbowl Buckshot and badgers too Better leave you strong, or they'll have you It never hurts any less but you get fast Don't let the little things, Greg, chap your ass It never hurts any less but you get fast Don't sweat the little things, Greg So pure, that's how you've gotta live it But when the other guy's domestiques Have you on the rivet It's not you to just wallow in the mire Take a bite of the apple or retire Now it never hurts and less but you get fast Don't let the little things, Greg, chap your ass Don't let the little things, Greg, chap your ass Don't let the little things, Greg, chap your ass
5.
A better December And I'm so grateful So much less heartache Not a bit hateful We needed a change We brought the goods We worked like fiends to make it out of the woods And have a better December Last year was such a mess I was out of control You could barely dress yourself Now we'll frolic in snow We'll melt the frost Sip from the top shelf Ignore the cost When we look back We won't remember The things we lacked Or a better A Better December

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Our debut EP. Dig it.
Release show 11/11/23 at Ortleib's.

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released November 9, 2023

Mixed by Mike Kennedy
Patrick Berkery played drums on all but "Better December"
Kristine Kennedy played the guitar solo on "Bit of a Dick"

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The Bret Tobias Set Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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